Chapter 29. Rich Women
Miss Bottomley was just coming out of Bob Thomas’ office when Scarlet returned from the Ladies Retiring Room, and Bob Thomas was every bit as unctuous in handing her off as Pelham D’Arcy had been with Lady Lechmere. When she saw Scarlet, Miss Bottomley brightened excitedly and placed a finger to her lips. She could barely contain herself – as soon as they were in the hall and the office door closed behind them she hissed, “Do you know, Scarlet, I am a very rich woman!” Scarlet laughed. “That’s what I heard,” she said. “Mr. Thomas told me the estate is mine free and clear and I can do anything I wish with it which is most certainly NOT what Mr. Inkum told me! Do you know, that man actually lied to me? He is simply the estate manager ‘per my pleasure’ – and I don’t think I want an estate manager who LIES to me!” “I feel sure you can do better,” agreed Scarlet. “That’s what Mr. Thomas said,” Miss Bottomley said comfortably, “He told me there is nothing whatever wrong with my mind and I am as sharp as a knife!” “The more I hear about Bob Thomas the better I respect him,” said Scarlet. Miss Bottomley nodded. “I had the same thought myself. He agreed that I need a trust – or several – but said they should serve my ideas and not Mr. Inkum’s!” She expressed herself so explosively Scarlet was afraid to ask what those ideas actually were. In her experience, 88 year old women could sound very cranky, and Scarlet wanted nothing to interfere with her respect for her employer, so she only commented, “Just as it should be.” After all this excitement Miss Bottomley wanted to return home for a nap, so Scarlet cabbed alone to the nanny agency. Nick was unhappy in the stroller and needed skin to skin contact, so she was forced to carry and jiggle him as she told the receptionist she had arrived for her appointment with Miss Gorgon. Miss Gorgon’s name wasn’t actually Miss Gorgon – it was really something like Bourgoyne – but she was apparently so shocked, so downright appalled by everything Scarlet said that she would be Miss Gorgon in Scarlet’s memory forever after. No nanny could be found for a newborn this late in the game – newborn nannies were engaged as soon as a due date was decided. No nanny would enter someone else’s home – a residence owned by someone other than the employer’s for a temporary three month stay! Miss Gorgon was insulted by the very idea. Such a thing was QUITE out of the question. Scarlet was recommended to try Talliver’s who handled nursemaids, companions and au pairs. She MIGHT find something suitable there. Mrs. Rumson was going there also, so if she hurried, perhaps they could go together. “Mrs. Rumson!” Miss Gorgon called into the waiting room where a plump middle-aged woman with silver hair and an unfashionable and too-tight tweed suit was sitting on a side bench drinking muddy tea from a thick china cup. At the sight of Miss Gorgon she slid her feet guiltily back into her shoes. “Mrs. Wye is going to Talliver’s also,” said Miss Gorgon. “Perhaps you could guide her.” And slamming the door, she visibly washed her hands of the pair of them. “I hope it’s no trouble,” said Scarlet, trying to figure out Mrs. Rumson’s place in the scheme of things. If she was the office go-fer, why the uncomfortable shoes? “Not in the least,” said Mrs. Rumson. “Allows me to start practicing my “companioning” right away, so to speak. You know, fetching and carrying, holding tickets and maps, reading guidebooks aloud – I’m a very experienced traveler. Oh, what an adorable baby! He’s so new!” “Eight weeks,” admitted Scarlet. Mrs. Rumson sighed with ecstasy. “May I hold him?” Scarlet gave Mrs. Rumson a second – then a third – look. “Certainly,” she said, handing him over. Mrs. Rumson – “Call me Enid” – handled him so expertly Nick didn’t mind or even seem to notice the change. Scarlet snapped the stroller shut with some relief. It was SUCH a problem on the stairs. “And why are you going to Talliver’s, if I may ask?” inquired Enid, as they descended. “Because I’ve just been told I can’t have a nanny,” said Scarlet. “And do you know, I don’t really WANT a nanny. I want someone trustworthy to watch this baby so I can do a job of editing.” “Well,” said Enid boldly and perhaps a tad hopefully, “Perhaps what you need is a companion.” This was rapidly turning into a job interview. “Have you had lunch?” inquired Scarlet. “I have not,” agreed Enid. “But won’t you be late for your appointment?” “I don’t have an appointment,” Scarlet admitted. “I feel I’m on my “last chance” so to speak. And I don’t like the feeling.” “Welcome!” laughed Enid. “Last chance” isn’t such a bad place. I’ve been there quite awhile.” They hied themselves to the nearest restaurant, a self-serve cafeteria with an Oriental theme and special of meat pie and sprouts. “I should have a salad,” sighed Enid Rumson, “But it’s been SUCH a day. I feel I must fall on my food before I fall on my sword.” Scarlet admired the expert way she handled tray and baby – she showed no inclination to give Nick back and Nick didn’t seem to mind. Scarlet would have almost felt jealous if she hadn’t been in search of exactly such a person. Enid bravely ordered the special, Scarlet chose the baked beans on toast with coffee. Scarlet insisted on paying and they found a quiet corner table. “Have you been companioning long?” Scarlet enquired officiously. “Not in the least – I’ve never actually companioned at all. Bourgoyne’s told me it’s all that I’m good for so I’m just starting out in the game. I actually wanted to be a nanny – I love babies – had five of my own – but Miss Gudgeon told me I didn’t qualify. Whereas all my travel experience –“ “You had five children?” “Yes. Only one daughter in England – she’s at college for physiotherapy - the rest are very far flung. No surprise since they grew up all higglety-pigglety. Such is the life of the foreign service.” “You were in the foreign service?” The coffee really wasn’t bad. Scarlet was feeling better every moment. “Yes and no. That I, my husband was – is – and there’s quite a lot for wives to do. I’m just back from Morocco, actually.” “Morocco?” “I hope you don’t think me odd for bringing this up - thank goodness you’re an American – they have such a free and easy way - but I just discovered –“ she paused delicately, a lost pastry crumb falling unnoticed to her substantial bosom – “that my marriage is a sham. I can’t decide how to tell the children – so I told them instead that I just needed a complete rest – but I fear –“ she took a long sip of coffee – “This coffee isgood – I fear my husband doesn’t care for women.” She gave Scarlet a meaningful look. Scarlet’s eyes widened in sudden comprehension. Enid nodded. “He said he’s tried us – he didn’t like us and I don’t think he’s ever coming back,” she confided. “I think Bert has found his – nirvana was the word he used. Among the young Arab boys.” Scarlet put a hand on Enid’s, noticing the mark of an absent ring as she did so. And Enid – who was quite sharp – noticed her noticing. “Sold my wedding set first thing,” she said. “For money in my pocket –hotels and trains, you understand.” “Surely…” Scarlet was shocked by this, “Your husband’s income is more than adequate.” “Correct. But he’s not in the mood to share. He has – other expenses – according to him. Especially if I leave and he has to cover – er - hostessing.” “But he wouldn’t want word of his – er – peccadillos getting out.” Enid looked shocked. “I would never do that! Think of the children!” ”Naturally,” Scarlet soothed. “You and your husband want the same thing. A decent life according to your values.” “What an American way of putting it,” sighed Enid faintly, taking up a big glob of pudding. ‘You need a good matrimonial attorney to point this out to him,” Scarlet went on, itching to get this case under Pelham d’Arcy’s purview. It certainly was easier than hers. “And I know just the one.” Enid flushed very red. “I really have no money left,” she gasped. “It’s perfectly all right,” said Scarlet. ‘Your husband will pay.” And PAY, she thought, righteously. “Are you staying at a hotel?” “I parked my bags at the Paddington left luggage,” said Enid. “I thought it was the best plan to come to the agency first thing, in case they wanted to send me out of the city.” She looked a bit dashed as she admitted that, but for the most part she was braver and more confident than Scarlet thought she herself would be in the same situation. “We are in similar circumstances,” she confessed. “My husband just announced he plans to keep a mistress. Preferably several.” “What a cad!” Enid remarked. “Funny how often men seem to wait to make that announcement until he’s rendered you what he considers helpless.” She leaned forward. “But we’re not helpless, are we? I will certainly see your matrimonial – er – agent. But what I’d really like is for you to explain about this job.” “Are you – by any chance – familiar with a book series about a detective named Miss Clew?” “I grew up with them!” A happy light of reminiscence broke over her face. “My brother actually called me “Our Miss Clew” when I was growing up, because I was always very nosy. Wanted to know everything about people. Everything’s a mystery, isn’t it, to the young? I missed the biggest one right in front of my face! You know I actually wished my husband DID keep a mistress – that’s how bad things were. It’s terrible to be told your partner has always found you secretly disgusting and had to force himself to carry on and think of England. Are you the new Miss Clew?” “Miss Clew is very much alive,” said Scarlet. “I’m taking you to meet her and then you can decide if you want the job. It’s just three months to start with but it’s live-in. Looking after Nick so I can help Miss Bottomley with modernizing her work.” “I’ve landed on my feet, haven’t I?” gasped Enid, “What a fairy godmother you turned out to be!” “Just one thing,” said Scarlet, “I’m calling you a “nanny” instead of a “companion”, if you don’t mind. Miss Bottomley is elderly and I don’t want her to feel –“ “Oh I quite understand,” agreed Enid. “Battlefield promotion for me! Nanny it is!” Scarlet was convinced she had chosen exactly the nanny she really needed. And of course it would be better for Enid in the long run. She was certain to get a settlement from her husband – Scarlet felt sure her story was not a new one for Pelham D’Arcy – and she would make a much better nanny than a traveler, since she was clearly built for comfort, not for speed.
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